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Village Council Considers Motion to Relocate Time Capsule After “Buzzing Noise” Reported

HOBART, OHIO – The Village Council briefly discussed relocating Hobart’s 1976 Bicentennial time capsule after multiple residents reported a “low buzzing sound” near its marker outside the library.

The capsule, a metal container buried beneath a concrete slab, is scheduled to be opened in 2076. Council members said they have “no reason to believe” the capsule is unsafe, but agreed to send the Department of Public Works to inspect the site.

“I walked past it on Tuesday and it was humming like a refrigerator,” said resident Tina Raye. “It was either that or bees, but I didn’t see any bees.”

Another witness, Caleb Donnelly, insisted the slab “vibrated like a car with the bass up” when he placed his hand on it. “It was in rhythm too,” he added. “Like a heartbeat, but backwards.”

Hobart Public Library staff reported the computers briefly flickered Tuesday night while the hum was strongest. “The monitors all showed the same calendar date, October 13, 2076, then went back to normal,” said assistant librarian Nancy Kipp.

Contents of the capsule, according to records, include:

  • A Bicentennial quarter
  • A Hobart Little League jersey
  • An 8-track of Fleetwood Mac’s Rumours
  • “Other items donated by citizens of the era”

Councilman Gary Sloan suggested moving the capsule to the Library basement “just to be safe,” though he admitted he had “a bad dream about it last night where the quarter was glowing.”

Council Chair Martha Elkins said the matter would be revisited “after more pressing issues,” namely the Pit Stop closure, and the subsequent raid by the OSFM.


Related Incidents

  • Police reported citing two teenagers Wednesday evening for lying on the slab to “feel the hum.” Both were released to their parents.
  • A small crowd gathered Thursday morning to “listen in” with stethoscopes, one resident claiming to hear “muffled voices counting down.”
  • Dr. Marlowe and The Hobart Historical Society has asked that residents refrain from attempting to dig up or “interact with” the capsule until further notice.
  • A stray dog was observed sitting on the slab for nearly three hours before wandering away. Several bystanders described the dog as “confused but calmer than usual.”

As of press time, the slab remains in place. The library has posted a temporary sign reading: “Do Not Tap, Knock, or Ask Questions of the Time Capsule Until Inspected.”

19 Comments

  1. Dale Crummett

    That’s not a hum. That’s a transmission. They buried more than jerseys and coins down there. Dale Sr. knew about it in ’76, but nobody listened.

    1. Marvin Hendershot

      Buddy, your dad thought the Bicentennial was a bowling tournament.

    2. Alma Jean Frobisher

      I was there when they buried it. It’s boring as dirt. Nothing but junk and Fleetwood Mac.

      1. Dale Crummett

        Exactly Alma, a cover story.

  2. HOLLIS T. EVERSOLE

    THAT HUM IS THE GOVERNMENT COUNT DOWN CLOCK. THEY SET IT IN 76 AND NOW IT’S WARMING UP

    1. Sheila Ann Combs

      Hollis, please don’t start another countdown thing…

    2. HOLLIS EVERSOLE

      TTHIRTEEN YEARS AGO I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE GAZEEBO. SAME HUM.

  3. Nadine Harbaugh

    If the library wants to raise money to fix the capsule hum, maybe they should buy raffle tickets. Still waiting on folks to support Little League.

    1. Anonymous Poster

      nobody’s going to your raffle Nadine

      1. Nadine Harbaugh

        Then don’t complain when we’re sitting on buckets next season.

  4. Benny Slater

    YOU EVER notice THE POSSUMS DON’T GO NEAR IT? they KNOW

    1. Calvin T. Mullins

      Last night a possum was sitting right on it, Benny.

      1. Benny Slater

        THAT WASN’T A POSSUM

  5. Alma Jean Frobisher

    If the hum bothers you, stay home and read. That’s what libraries are for.

    1. Eunice Fowler

      Thank you, finally some sense.

    2. cabbage hatfield

      reading won’t stop the ground from vibrating eunice, wake up

  6. Anonymous

    My cousin swears she heard voices coming from it saying “30 more years”

    1. Marvin Hendershot

      Your cousin also swears she’s allergic to Tuesdays.

      1. Dale Crummett

        Don’t dismiss it. Dale Sr. talked about voices under the slab too…

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